My goodness! I didn't think you'd actually show up! Well, well, well... You must be chock full of questions, aren't you? You wanna know what Z.Z.G.A is, eh? We piqued your interest, didn’t we? You just couldn’t take it anymore, could ya!? As it turns out, you being here tells me one thing…
YOU’RE READY.
Z.Z.G.A stands for…
That’s right! You’ve just stumbled on the most secret of secret societies!
Let’s not get too crazy, now!
This isn’t some sort of cult! (yet…)
No no no… It’s one of the most fantastical things you could have stumbled on!
And in this case, fortune doth favor the bold, friend!
Because When you become a member of the Z.Z.G.A…
you become a member for life!
That means year after year, so long as you keep up with your membership, you’ll be getting goodies and inside scoops that only true hellsbedians are privy to!
But don’t just take my word for it…
look!
And these are just a preview of the things you’ll get!
With new items every year!
You wanna know the best part?
Show the Mad MAn your card at any event and i’m sure he’ll have something special for the members of the greatest group to ever grace the comic’s scene…
That’s right! I’m talking about…
This year’s package includes:
Your numbered and signed Members Card !
Your letter of admission !
TWO elite members pins !
An official Z.Z.G.A scratch pad and pencil !
A sticker sheet with 12 stickers!
And finally… A members exclusive:
You get FREE DIGITAL DOWNLOADS with your personalized discount code!
(Active as long as you are a member!)
SO, WHAT ARE YA WAITIN’ FOR?!
CLICK THE MAD MAN!
